Enrico!

It just makes me laugh out loud to hear people who aspire to be taken seriously talk about the possibility of Barack Hussein Osama getting elected president of the United States in 2008. There is absolutely no way this is going to happen, as long as the GOP doesn’t nominate Bob Dole. Barack Hussein Osama seems like a nice enough guy. He is a good looking dude.  He is not afflicted, as far as I can tell, with Poverty Pimp Disorder, as are Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Sheila “I am the stupidest woman in Congress” Jackson Lee. Some day, god willing, the color of a dude’s skin will matter less than the color of a dude’s eyes when it comes to electing the president. But you have to be delusional to think that this day could arrive in 2008.

I am not saying that it is a good thing that race matters in the 2008 presidential election, but, c’mon, let’s face reality. But even beyond the dude’s race, and my little jest about his last name aside, the dude’s middle name is Hussein. The United States is the country that renamed sauerkraut during World War I, and we renamed French Fries during Gulf War II.

Most sane adults recognize that there is a distinct possibility that this nation, and the rest of the western world, are one day soon going to have to fact the fact that we are at war with Islam. For sure, if the part of the Islamic world that doesn’t want this to happen doesn’t definitively kick the asses of the part of that does, this day is going to come pretty frickin’ soon. Is Obama muslim? I believe he says “not,” but I gotta tell ya, dud’n matter. Nixon said he wasn’t a crook. Fellatio boy said he did not have sex with that woman. You can’t rule out the possibility that Rupert Murdock is going to come up with photos of Obama kneeling towards Mecca in October 2008.

Again, these are not necessarily honorable, good, sane, just reasons for the impossibility of Obama’s election in 2008, but, I again implore the honorable members of the 5^th estate to face reality. Are the ratsocrat primary voters really insane enough to nominate Obama? As nutty and wacky and kleptocratic as the average ratsocrat primary voter is, I just can’t accept this.