Obama picks McCain as his running mate

No, just kidding. That would be cool, tho, huh?

Allegedly he’s down to Kaine, Bayh and Biden Jr. Folorn hopes are held out for Fellatio Girl and Sibelius.

Enrico strongly urges him NOT to choose Fellatio Girl. She is pure evil.

Sibelius would be the bold, iconoclastic choice of a loser. She has the wrong genitalia for this election cycle.

No, he needs a white male.

Biden Jr. is probably the most rational choice, from an expertise standpoint. He fancies himself a foreign policy wonk. But, does Delaware even have any electoral college votes? Enrico must research this.

I think he’ll pick Kaine. Both Kaine and Bayh offer the prospect of helping him carry their states. But I think Indiana is out of reach, even with Bayh on the ticket. I think Virginia is a close call even without Kaine, but I think Kaine on the ticket makes a noticeable difference in the odds.

Putin needs a timeout

The Rooskis have invaded Georgia (not, as Google News would have it, the one in the western hemisphere). NATO and the EU have to decide whether they are going to cowboy up, or whether they are going to take a flexible stance on which nations are part of Europe.

Putin needs to be chased back across the Caucasus Mountains. If he is allowed to get away with this, none of the “near abroad” states will be safe. Quite soon Putin will be menacing Ukraine, Belarus, Romania, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia, and all the stans.

He needs to be humiliated and discredited. This is the ONLY WAY.

The Silky Pony Cops to It

The Silky Pony has come somewhat clean about his extramarital affair.

This is certainly bad behavior on his part. It doesn’t give one confidence in his propensity to honor his vows and to behave ethically.

This abhorrent behavior is very different, however, from that of Fellatio Boy. Fellatio Boy committed a felony, at least one felony, by perjuring himself in the Paula Jones trial. There is credible evidence that he is a serial rapist. He is certainly a traitor, as evidenced by his sale of US military secrets to the chicoms, and by his gift of the building blocks of nuclear weapons to the troll doll, and he is certainly guilty of accepting bribes, as demonstrated by his 11th hour pardon of Marc Rich in return for bags of loot. The fuckhead morons of the MoveOn.org ilk kept up the idiotic mantra that the impeachment was about sex. This was just a totally intentional, despicable lie, intended to distract people from the felonious conduct.

Too bad for the Silky Pony and his wife.