Enrico is pleased to announce that AT&T and Comcast both pulled their thumbs out of their butts and restored services today to Enrico’s humble abode.
Enrico has had a number of comical conversations with Comcast in which so-called customer service representatives have solemnly informed him that there is an outage in his area. Why is it that Comcast hires people who barely speak English to perform customer service functions? This is not a good idea. Enrico has little tolerance for people in this kind of role who have less command of English than the average toddler. Enrico encourages all his readers to tell this kind of ineptly placed individual that they insist on speaking to a person who actually speaks English.
Note, Enrico believes that immigration is the irreplaceable lifeblood of the United States. Enrico does not fault any individual for having a poor command of English, but he massively faults a corporation which fails to understand that its employees who do not speak English are poorly suited to customer service functions.
Don’t even get me started on the poor filipinas and baboos.